What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

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How do you turn tap water into holy water?

You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

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What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends