Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

Airplane Mode Jokes More Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode