Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

Airplane Mode Jokes More Airplane Mode Jokes

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)