Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Airplane Mode Jokes More Airplane Mode Jokes

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...