Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Airplane Mode Jokes More Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)