Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

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How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

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Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

What is a wock?

Something you throw a wabbits.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ?

Buster tire can I use your phone !

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Airplane Mode Jokes More Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)