Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does 1+1=?

Window.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

Airplane Mode Jokes More Airplane Mode Jokes

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)