Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

Airplane Mode Jokes More Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...