Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Airplane Mode Jokes More Airplane Mode Jokes

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.