What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

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What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

What is the gardener's favourite fruit?

Plantain.