Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.