Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

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How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.