Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Existential Crisis Jokes More Existential Crisis Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Wild Jokes More Wild Jokes

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.