Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

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A conductor.

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Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

Why is #Windows10 releasing before nine?

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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A smokesalottapotamus.

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Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.