Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license?

Homeless.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.