Aquarium Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

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Get a broom.

Where do I start cleaning!?

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

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What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What looks better... than roses your piano?

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!