It lost its porpoise.
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He was sleeping with the fishes.
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(
WATER YOU DOING
Giant Fish Tanks.
An aard-shark!
He lost interest.
He broke up with his girlfriend.
Brian drain !
It's been feeling drained
The Battle of the Bulge.
Because they lasted a minute in battle
You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.
The Dark Knight Rises.
You don't, they're already spotted!
He didn't see a porpoise...
A: I didn't do it on porpoise.
He never got banned.
I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.
They both don't like wires
A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.