What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

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Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.