What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

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Where have you been all my life?

Please go back there.

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.