It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
That's no whey to go through life, son.
A Cairopractor!
Those who understand binary and those who don't
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
A bat!
He got hit by a bus
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter
An Aristotalitarian Regime.