Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

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How do you handle a redheads anger?

Gingerly.

How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

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Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.