Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.