Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

How do metal guitarists handle their expensive instruments?

Very Djently.

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!