They're always eager for more on their pate.
Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
Myrrhder
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
He was resisting a rest
Very Djently.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!
Toupee or not toupee