Bald Jokes

What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.

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What do you call a balding Native American?

A patchy..

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?

The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What did the balding thief say in the wig store?

Toupee or not toupee

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

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How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.