Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

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Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

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Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.