What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!