What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

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What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.