What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

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What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!