Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Which color is the coldest?

gundy

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

American Flag Jokes More American Flag Jokes

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.