Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

American Flag Jokes More American Flag Jokes

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.