Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin !

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

What color is the sun?

ampnbsp Yellow.

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What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.