Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did the native american hate snow?

It's white and on his land.

What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color is a cheerleader?

A: Yeller.

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

American Flag Jokes More American Flag Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.