American Flag Jokes

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.