What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

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How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.