How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!