How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

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What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!