How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

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How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.