How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.