What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.