What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Why did the crazed Packers fan throw out all of Aaron Rodgers's forks?

They were too Cutler-y.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a french racist?

A beget!

Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

A: In France.

Linoleum Blownapart Jokes More Linoleum Blownapart Jokes

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth