What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!