What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth