Linoleum Blownapart Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

French Bathroom Jokes More French Bathroom Jokes

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

French Man Jokes More French Man Jokes

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!