Linoleum Blownapart Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

France Jokes More France Jokes

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!