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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

French Bathroom Jokes More French Bathroom Jokes

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How does a french alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr."

How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!