What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Linoleum Blownapart Jokes More Linoleum Blownapart Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

French Bathroom Jokes More French Bathroom Jokes

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart