What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

How does a French person sneeze?

Adieu!

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart