What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

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What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

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What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

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