What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

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Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold?

Because they've gott mit-uns

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

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What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

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How do you greet a German baker?

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What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

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How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.