What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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How do you greet a German baker?

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How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*