What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

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Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

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What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

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How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.