Where is Pinocchio's website?

On the splinternet.

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...