What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.