What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

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What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

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What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.