What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds