What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

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How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

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What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.