What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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By the Pound!

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.