What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow