What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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Why are we here?

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How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

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Bette-lou a few pounds !

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For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese