What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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What is something we all lost?

The Game

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

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Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.