What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin !

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".