What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."