What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.