What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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How many fingers do I have up?

a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.