What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

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What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...