What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap?

Bar soap.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.