Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

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What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...