Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar