Because they both "practice" their professions.
Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.
They are probably in better shape than you.
They're huge blubbermouths.
He was kinda flakey
They both look good hanging from a tree
He had no more pane
You're just going to have to be a little patient.
They don't practice Santeria.
A turk.
Barbers.
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