How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What does a lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both a lawyer.

What did one lawyer say to the other?

we are both lawyers."

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea