How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.