How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job