How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.