What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

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What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

A: Text-us

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.