Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.