Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Shirley you can't be Sirius.