Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

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Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Role Jokes More Role Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.