Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.