1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
The bear minimum
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Special teams
American ships.
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
About 1 thousand Iraqis.
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
A Daesh washer.
The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.
Incase he got a hole in one!
In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
Thanks I'll just have a sliver !
