1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...
Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."
Enough to make one President.
None. They live in eternal darkness.
To change sides.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
More than 1,000
and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)
The Piledriver: No Holes Barred
A: Change.
