How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Kardashian Jokes More Kardashian Jokes

Who is the original Kardashian?

Saint Christopher

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.