How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

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What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

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What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.