How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.