What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

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How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.