Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Clothing Jokes More Clothing Jokes

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants