Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Clothing Jokes More Clothing Jokes

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.