Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Clothing Jokes More Clothing Jokes

What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing?

Thunderpants

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming