What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming