What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.