What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

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How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

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Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!