What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

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How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film?

Anti-chromactic

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!