What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

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How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.