What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

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What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

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How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.