What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white with red all over it?

A nun with multiple stab wounds.

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!