What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.