What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.