What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.