Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

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Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen