Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.