Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.