Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.