Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug?

Amfetamines

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.