Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

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Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."