What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

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Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

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What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

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What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !