What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

Clip Jokes More Clip Jokes

What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..." ?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

Flee Jokes More Flee Jokes

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.