What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Clip Jokes More Clip Jokes

What goes "Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, clip clop, clip clop"?

Amish drive by shooting.

What goes "Clip"?

A one legged horse!

Flee Jokes More Flee Jokes

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.