What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

What do the Police and Pokemon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

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What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

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What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..." ?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

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What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.