What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Clip Jokes More Clip Jokes

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

What goes "Clip"?

A one legged horse!

Flee Jokes More Flee Jokes

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.