What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Clip Jokes More Clip Jokes

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..." ?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

Flee Jokes More Flee Jokes

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!