What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

Clip Jokes More Clip Jokes

What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..." ?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

What goes "Clip"?

A one legged horse!

Flee Jokes More Flee Jokes

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!