Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

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Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!