Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

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What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

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What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What's the most popular website in Illinois?

Cornhub.com