Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

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What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.