Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

What do you call a chica on the go?

Chicago

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!