What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!