What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

Illinois Jokes More Illinois Jokes

What's the most popular website in Illinois?

Cornhub.com

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!