What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

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What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

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A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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What do you call a video of pedestrians?

A: Footage.

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)