What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

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What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

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What do you call a video of pedestrians?

A: Footage.

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)