You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
A: Flatman and Ribbon
Cars.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
They both deal with checks and balances.
DaRUDE Sandstorm
Because he had to use the bathroom.
Because he is an ex-Terminator.
there was a porkward silence
It was an ax-I-dent.
You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore
They're always trying to 1-Up you.