What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

What do you call the bad part of Italy?

Spaghetto.