What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call an ex-Muslim?

A Waslim

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.