What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.