How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.