How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

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He was charged with battery.

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An Amish drive-by

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1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

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Hey there, whatsapp!!

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How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.