Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

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Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."