Because Windows 7 8 9
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Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Because nobody gets it.
Because 7 8 9
They revived to much XP
Because seven "ate" nine.