Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.