What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!