Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.