Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in