Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.