Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ?

Where is my shovel

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!