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They can't. There's a wall.
Dam.
I'll meet you at the corner!
Have him stand against a wall.
Tough getting by these days .
Because people are dying to get in.
Because people are dying to get in there.
It depends how hard you throw.
Depends on how hard you can throw them.
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
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Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Build a wall
Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.
Their last big hit was the wall.
Their last big hits were The Wall.
Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.
Depends on how hard you throw them
They both love The Wall
An erection
A: It depends how hard you throw them.
Art.
It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.
Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
Their last big hit was the wall
He only had Ein Stein
Rick O'Shea.
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
Their last hit was the wall
With the chicken still around it
A broken nose.
They just have a feel for that kind of thing.
Listening .
Both of their biggest hits were the wall.
The Wall was both their last big hit.
Because it wasn't ceiling.
Bang! (!)
A mushroom!
A frog if you throw it hard enough...
If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.
Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
Because they can't get past "the wall".
The wall behind him.
Their last biggest hit was The Wall
Four different answers
A magic banana...
Use LED based paint.
Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!
Art
A year in prison if there's any justice.
It depends how hard you throw them.
Reptiles !
Each of their last big hits was the wall.
Ghost avocado.
Bangs his head against the wall.
Somebody shot his dog
A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.
Both of their last big hits were the wall.
A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.
Because it's wal-mart.
If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.
I give them a wall, and they take offense.
Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
Landmines.
Glue doorknobs to the walls.
They go through wall 9 3/5
A: Because he can't see through the wall.
Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
Depends on how hard you throw them.
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
A: A wisecrack.
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.
The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me
So he could see her crack....
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.
Damn!
It depends how strong you throw them
You build a wall.
Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture
It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.
Put on another coat.
The lawnmower.
DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)
It lost its contacts.
Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man
Carlene against that wall
LONG) Damn.
Oral-
For his Borderline Personality Disorder.
Chicago.
Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.
A cold wall banker.
A door to door salesman!
What has a foot but no legs?
He left his foot on the clutch.
Nothing.
Wonton.
A pan, duh!
Because actions speak louder than words.
Ever since I was a puppy!
Working people's wallets.