Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Good Olympic Team Jokes More Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!