Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you call Squidward's Protest Group in Mexico?

Counter-Esp on ge

Good Olympic Team Jokes More Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.