Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

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Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"