Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.